Comments on Welcome to Bethville!: How to Date: Worms Who Cheat

That's why they're black boots, Mayor. So the bloo...

2008-07-27T23:00:47.826-04:00

That's why they're black boots, Mayor. So the blood doesn't show.

@amazon: He would enjoy that. First of all, fire w...

2008-07-25T09:31:11.819-04:00

@amazon: He would enjoy that. First of all, fire wouldn't kill him. And think of all the sympathy and coddling he would get from people. And what a good "sad story" to tell prospective girlfriends to make them fall for him.

@*h: It took a long time before I was able to just ignore him, although I really, really tried. You know, sitting at the desk next to him made that hard. Where do we find these guys anyway?

Thank you so much for the kind words. I'm going to get such an ego.

I had one of these. Not a cheater, per say, but a...

2008-07-25T08:44:29.040-04:00

I had one of these. Not a cheater, per say, but a manipulator. A breaker-upper/get back together-er.

I think you're spot on with the idea that he got off on those conversations- mine did as well. After a while, all I could do was ignore him. That KILLS this kind of ass.

You are the greatest. Even in a post that breaks my heart, you make me laugh. You are ridiculously talented.

Death by fire would be far too good for this assho...

2008-07-24T22:25:10.999-04:00

Death by fire would be far too good for this asshole who hurt the amazing and beautiful Beth. I'm sorry he did this to you.

@Jen: Why don't you call her when you have no class.

Hahahahaha! I didn't even see that connection unti...

2008-07-24T21:20:12.568-04:00

Hahahahaha! I didn't even see that connection until now. Hilarious!

Your hookworm reminds me of the very superior movi...

2008-07-24T19:05:53.518-04:00

Your hookworm reminds me of the very superior movie Tremors, which is always a good thing.

This was a great and difficult post.

Fuck 'em!

He would escape unscathed, I'm afraid, Pocket. It'...

2008-07-24T14:32:31.947-04:00

He would escape unscathed, I'm afraid, Pocket. It's his way to never have to suffer for any of his actions. Maybe it's asshole's luck.

I would just like to say that I still have revenge...

2008-07-24T14:12:02.672-04:00

I would just like to say that I still have revenge fantasies about this worm, and I've never even met him.

Ooh, there's one now, involving him, me, an empty subway platform late at night with a train coming, and no witnesses...

Thanks, BGC. I appreciate that. Also, I'm really h...

2008-07-24T11:26:24.162-04:00

Thanks, BGC. I appreciate that.

Also, I'm really hurt that no one has made a comment about my Photoshopping skills! Does no one appreciate my hookworm? I worked hard on that! :)

I call it "Remorseful Hookworm." I think his expression says it all.

I think it's definitely got the funny you wanted. ...

2008-07-24T10:46:12.043-04:00

I think it's definitely got the funny you wanted. And it's obviously written by someone who's over it but wants to address the situation. It's a good place to be and I'm glad you're there.

Thanks, Myrtle. That is an incredibly nice thing t...

2008-07-24T10:30:01.567-04:00

Thanks, Myrtle. That is an incredibly nice thing to say. I'm flattered.

I tried and tried for a long time to write this, but it always came off as angry and sad. And I wanted it to have some level of funny to it. That's really important to me.

You are an excellent writer with very shiny hair a...

2008-07-23T22:43:53.904-04:00

You are an excellent writer with very shiny hair and perfect skin.

You also kinda ripped my heart out with that post, but that's the thing about good writing: there's nowhere to hide, sob.

Keep it up.

Ha...probably his only shoes.Just imagining you ho...

2008-07-23T16:27:08.786-04:00

Ha...probably his only shoes.

Just imagining you hot and sweaty is all I need.

i could spill some deliciously sticky bug juice on...

2008-07-23T16:23:13.260-04:00

i could spill some deliciously sticky bug juice on his bright, shiny white sneakers for you. then i'd be ruining HIS good shoes.

if i wasn't moving furniture tonight... shall i send carlo over in my stead? and just know that while i'm getting hot and sweaty, i'll be thinking about you, doll.

Hahahahaha....you're sweet, but he's not worth rui...

2008-07-23T11:19:22.775-04:00

Hahahahaha....you're sweet, but he's not worth ruining your good boots over. :)

The other thing about nematodes is that they somet...

2008-07-23T11:15:41.277-04:00

The other thing about nematodes is that they sometimes wear pink shirts that are terribly unflattering.

Again, my offer to jump up and down on said nematode in my pointy-heeled boots is still good.

You guys are so sweet! I'm actually okay. I just w...

2008-07-23T10:39:29.444-04:00

You guys are so sweet! I'm actually okay. I just wanted to get it all out there since it's been a year.

Sometimes I even forget that I work with the guy these days.

You know, that's the thing about being cheated on,...

2008-07-23T10:34:19.927-04:00

You know, that's the thing about being cheated on, it goes far beyond the actual betrayal. The months (and even years) of emotional fallout are absolute torture, especially if the cheater is one of those assholes who refuses to let you go. If I lived closer, I'd be buying you a drink tonight too.

If I didn't have class tonight, I'd totally be tak...

2008-07-23T10:27:31.301-04:00

If I didn't have class tonight, I'd totally be taking you out for drinks.