Tuesday, September 27, 2016

Frightening Fridays Are Coming!

You know it's almost October. I know it's almost October. And we both know what that means. The end of baseball season, the fragrance of toffee apple-scented cologne, and BEING TERRIFIED OUT OF YOUR MIND BY A MADMAN WHO ISN'T RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT!

That's right. Frightening Fridays are back, and with any luck and a lot of caffeine and enthusiasm, I will be bringing you a host of terrifying new stories. And by "host," I mean "at least one, possibly two, three if you're lucky, and probably not four."

In the meantime, if this is your first experience with Frightening Fridays or your very first October, you should either read back through the archives, which I have very helpfully linked to below OR congratulate yourself on being born or for your safe landing on planet Earth. Either way, see you back here on October 7. Bring your most absorbent pee-pants.

Lots of love,


(Those archives I mentioned.)
Terrifying Evil Clowns of Terror!
The Gourmet Zombie Brain Eater!
The Impolitely Accused Witches of Salem
The Babysitters Who Go Check Out That Mysterious Noise Alone Club
A Very Depressing Tale of Lost Hopes and Dreams
The Flying Dutchman in 2010
Hotel Room Showers are Scary
Dracula's Terrible Houseguests
Camp of Questionable Safety Standards
The Shirtless Werewolf and Vampire Epidemic
Dr. Frankenstein: Dead Body Hoarder
Choose Your Own Terrifying Contingency Plan
The Very Inexperienced Murderer
The Bermuda Triangle Is For People Who Like Their Geometry with a Side of Death
Cursed Dismembered Animal Appendages of Death
The Very Boring Werewolf
A Terrifying Work Environment and the People Who Suffered From It
Bloody Mary Goes Bananas
Ghosts Are the Stupidest Ever
A Fancy Dinner Party Where Someone Dies
The Medium Scary Haunting
Rosemary's Ugly Baby