A Very Important Quiz: The Mega Quiz to End All Quizzes

This quiz wants your body. Bad.

Have you taken all the Buzzfeed quizzes yet? Do you know which Game of Thrones character you are? Did it lead you to a greater understanding of yourself?

Cool.

Have you taken the Welcome to Bethville Mega Quiz? I call it the "Quiz to End All Quizzes." Seriously. I hope it ends all quizzes.

Want to take it? Okay, let's get started. At the end of this quiz, you'll know everything you ever needed to know about yourself.

Step 1: Get out a piece of paper. Yeah. And a pen too. We do this old school, or we don't do nothing at all.

Step 2: Sit down on a comfortable surface like a chair, a couch, the arm of a chair, the arm of a couch, or an elderly person's lap.

Step 3: Learn how to write and spell if you haven't already. Are you all set? Good.

Step 4: Read the following instructions. Instructions: FILL IN THE ANSWER IN A WAY THAT PLEASES YOU. YOU'RE WELCOME. HAVE FUN.


Question 1: Which Game of Thrones character are you?

Your response: ________________


Question 2: Which Harry Potter character are you?

Your response: ________________


Question 3: Which city should you really be living in?

Your reponse: ________________


Question 4: Which superhero are you?

Your response: ________________


Question 5: Which article of clothing are you? (I'm a sock.)

 Your response: ________________


Question 6: Which Muppet are you?

Your response: ________________


Question 7: Is it lunch yet?

Your response: ________________


Question 8: Which Disney princess are you?

Your response: ________________


 Question 9: What are you doing later? Do you want to hang out?

Your response: ________________


Question 10: Which 90s TV boyfriend is right for you?

Your response: ________________


Question 11: How's your mom?

Your response: ________________


Question 12: And your dad? Is he good?

Your response: ________________


Question 13: What are you watching on Netflix right now? Is it any good? Should I watch it?

Your response: ________________


Question 14: Which Star Wars character are you, or Star Trek character, if you prefer? Or both?

Your response: ________________


Question 15: Do you have any need for a 25% off coupon for Michael's Arts & Crafts stores? I have one if you're interested.

Your response: ________________


 Question 16: Did you decide yet about later? Dinner? Or maybe a movie? I'm easy. Just let me know.

Your response: ________________


Question 17: What are your hopes and dreams?

Your response: ________________


Question 18: Was the question about hopes and dreams too personal? You don't need to talk about it if you don't want to.

Your response: ________________


 Question 19: Which Game of Thrones character would you be if you couldn't be your first choice?

Your response: ________________


Question 20: Have I told you that I love you?

Your response: ________________


Question 21: NO, COME BACK! I'M SORRY I SAID I LOVE YOU. IT WAS TOO SOON, WASN'T IT?

Your response: ________________


Question 22: Which Battlestar Galactica character are you?

Your response: ________________


Question 23: Which James Bond are you?

Your response: ________________


Question 24: Which Bond villain are you?

Your response: ________________


Question 25: Which Bond girl are you?

Your response: ________________


Question 26; Was that too many questions in a row about James Bond?

Your response: ________________


Question 27: Just kidding. That's impossible.

Your response: ________________


Question 28: What type of doughnut are you?

Your response: ________________


Question 29: Why would you want to be a doughnut?

Your response: ________________


Question 30: Just let me know about later. OK?

Your response: ________________


I hope you enjoyed the Welcome to Bethville Mega Quiz. Mail me your answers (or email me a scan of your answers at themayorofbethville@gmail.com) and I'll give you a full personality writeup that will blast your face off so efficiently that you'll never have to take another quiz again. And I really did mean the "I love you." DEAL WITH IT.