|This picture made me poop at least five times.|
Hey, poop heads and poop faces. What's going on with you? I'm not doing anything over here, except getting ready to scare even more poop out of you than before.
In case you're wondering, I am trying to use the word "poop" at least 15 times in this post announcing this year's Frightening Fridays. So, brace yourselves for more poop, literal and figurative. You might want to brace yourself literally with an outhouse that latches securely and figuratively with some fortitude and Halloween candy. Things are about to get poopin' scary.
This year, in addition to our weekly terrifying tale posted each Friday on this site, I'd like to invite you to join me while I read one super spooky story each week via my YouTube channel. There will be SCARY VOICES. There will be DARKNESS. There will be CONVINCINGLY LIFELIKE BAT NOISES. Lots of good poop like that. So, don't miss it, you poop butt.