Monday, June 10, 2013

Updates on My OKCupid Profile

Dear Lord. Deliver us from Bieber Fever. Amen.

Well, shit. It's been two weeks since I last changed my OKCupid profile, and can I reveal my soul to you right now?

I AM SO BURNED OUT ON OKCUPID. I sometimes think I would rather die alone at 80 and have the stench of my dead body drift out into the hallway of my building so that the fire department has to come and break down my door with axes only to find that my cats have eaten my corpse than ever go back over to that cesspool that is also a shit hole.


I feel better, having said that.

Let's take a look at the latest profile! After this, it's possible I'm going to take a few weeks off (or forever). I'll keep you posted. Click on the profile screenshots below to enlarge (or hire someone to read them to you).

Some light reading before bed.
Filled with potassium.

UGH. Noobs.
This is the face I make when I open the door and it's Jehovah's Witnesses.

Me? Oh, just pirating Game of Thrones.

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