What did I do this weekend? So glad you asked. I had a huge brainstorm on Friday night while peeing in the dark at 3 AM. (TMI, Bethany. What? Oh.)
And that is how I came up with a new Tumblr for people who believe that SpongeBob and True Blood should be united forever in harmony. In the words of Patrick that one time, "LOOK AT IT. I WANT ALL OF YOU LOOK AT IT."
So, if you want to look at it, go ahead. Don't say I didn't warn you though. It's pretty stupid. How stupid? Stupid as dumb old Texas.