Monday, May 27, 2013

Updates on My OKCupid Profile

Has it been two weeks already? It seems like just yesterday I popped on a pink shower cap and sat around updating my OKCupid profile with a fake cigarette hanging out of my mouth. Either way, it's time to say goodbye to Old Lady Bethany. Long may she reign over the kingdom of Having Full Control Over the Remote and Keeping an Eye on Those Foreigners.

Let us look back one last time. Click on the images below to read them in a size that won't make your eyeballs explode. Or may I recommend squinting?

Not while I'm cooking the eggs, Norman.
Now is not the time.
What the heck is this now?

You're not the regular mailman.

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