Monday, May 13, 2013

Updates on My OKCupid Profile

Just chilling out at home.

Well, it's that time again. Time for me to strap on my creativity cleats and take the field that is OKCupid with a brand new, updated profile. But before we do that, let us look back on the glory that was Black Widow Murderer Bethany. She got almost no responses because people were so afraid of her, but she will always live on in my heart as the one who got away. From the police.

Here is the actual profile write up. You can click to enlarge it. Or just put on some embarrassingly enormous reading glasses.

I love to cook!
Definitely not planning a sudden and unexpected trip to Rio.
What? I can't hear you. I'll come closer.
Now, what were you saying?
Rio, here I come!

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