Monday, April 15, 2013

Updates on My OKCupid Profile

It's not real blood. Or is it?

My adventures on OKCupid continue, and I'm actually changing the profile every Monday just to keep things fresh for all the available bachelors over there. But because last week's profile was one of my favorites, I wanted to post it one last time here. Never forget.

Here is the profile writeup. Click on it to see it larger.

And here are the photos to go with it. 

Examining a pencil for sharpness.

Examining some scissors for sharpness.

Examining a pizza cutter for sharpness.

But it's not all hard work when you're a sharpness inspector!


All better.

What? You try taking a selfie while wearing two eyepatches.

Also, in case you're wondering, yes, this does work. You do get dates by being a total asshole.

1 comment:

Jennifer said...