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Some people who know me really well would tell you that I have the attention span of a carrot, or a bottle of Gatorade, or a chimney. Which is to say, "Absolutely no attention span at all."
I like to flit from thing to thing to thing like a bee in a field of flowers or a fly in several piles of shit, depending on your preference for pretty imagery in similes. But there is one thing that is my number one true love forever. And that is writing funny things. So, it is kind of a big deal (to me) that I've managed to not only keep this blog going for over six years, but that I've reached 300 posts. I'm pretty excited about that.
How excited? Excited like a Great Dane who realizes you're giving him his very own pancake to take out to the porch to snack on. Or excited like an English Sheepdog at the Interesting Butt Museum. Depending on your preference for eloquence in similes. And dog breeds.
So, here's what I'm doing in celebration. First! I'm getting super seriously organized and trying to make it easier to go back and check out some old posts if you are so inclined. If you are looking for something in particular or just want to go back and read Frightening Friday posts until you throw up from terror, you'll be able to do that by clicking on the appropriate label under "Looking for Something in Particular? Look Here First!" on the right hand side of the blog. Second! I'm continuing to post a lot more often. Third! I'm going to check out the Interesting Butt Museum for myself. Today is "Bring an English Sheepdog You Kidnapped from Someone in the Park Whose Back Was Turned and Get Free Admission" Day. So, that's pretty cool.
Also pretty cool? The Welcome to Bethville Facebook fan page and Twitter feed. No pressure, but there is fun stuff in the photo galleries over there. And I will tell everyone how sexually desirable you are if you like/follow.
I guess that's it, you hot people.
Raise your glass of seltzer to another 300 posts!
The Honorable Mayor of Bethville