|Mongo likes candy.|
And it occurred to me that I can do whatever I want.
So, I gave myself a unibrow and took some pictures. And then I did some more pictures.
The result is the most fun I've ever had on the Internet. These are my OKCupid pics. Try not to date me too hard. I'm delicate.
|They call it a unibrow because there is only one.|
|Like, oh my god. It's the 80s and I'm so surprised.|
|Are you there, God? It's me, Margaret's friend Bethany |
who doesn't really believe in you.
|I call this one "Caught in a Rainstorm Right Before |
This Picture was Taken" because I was
caught in a rainstorm right before this picture was taken.
|Not right now, doll. I'm watching Murder, She Wrote.|
|And the all important "body shot" so dudes know |
I'm the whole package.
Come on over and visit if you'd like to see my whole profile. And stay posted because there are more to come.