Tuesday, November 20, 2012

Sometimes I Get Spam Comments. Sometimes They Are Hilarious.

 I'm not even going to edit this shit. Just read it and BEHOLD:

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I don't know what happened here, but I think they are trying to sell me shoes...

Here is my translation:

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