Thursday, August 2, 2012

In the Very Near Future, I Will Have My Revenge



SOMETIME IN THE VERY NEAR FUTURE.....


Ring ring ring!


Ring ring ring!


Bob Costas: Hello?

Me: Hi, is this Bob Costas?

Bob Costas: Yes, yes it is. Who is this?

Me: Who this is doesn't matter.

Bob Costas: Fine. What do you want?

Me: I have a very important question for you, Bob Costas.

Bob Costas: And what is that?

Me: Do you watch Breaking Bad?

Bob Costas: Of course I do. It's the best show ever.

Me: I thought so. So, did you see the series finale which aired just this evening on AMC?

Bob Costas: Not yet! It's on my DVR all ready to watch though. Why do you ask?

Me: Hank figures out that Walt has been Heisenberg all along and Walt dies. Jesse changes his name and escapes to France.

Bob Costas: What?

Me: You heard me, Bob Costas.

Bob Costas: NOOOOOOOOO!

*click

Worst day ever.

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