And he won! Because he voted for himself, and everyone else in town forgot about election day. And he declared the town a dictatorship. And no one noticed until years later when everyone in town went to AA.
Do you ever just write something and then get utterly bored and decide to euthanize it quickly and forget about it? Yeah, me too. Hence, the short conclusion of Harold the Town Sober. I'm going to blame it on the juice-wine.