Tuesday, March 16, 2010

A Romantic Interlude Between a Porn Spammer and Her Paramour


















Paramour: Vanessa! I'm so happy you've come. I've spent the day wandering the gardens pining for your beauty.

Spammer: I like my men big, absolutist, and horny! I'm so fucking amative and in action to accomplish your wildest fantasies cum staunch!

Paramour: My god, where have you been my entire life? It's like the moment I met you, it was destiny. A destiny as beautiful as a sunset.

Spammer: I applause to attract in a accompaniment of attributes and appliance my dildo while we talk.

Paramour: Well, if you must, my darling. But you don't have to do all that for me. I love you for who you are. And nothing will ever change that.

Spammer: Don't worry...I'm a appeasing slut.

Paramour: Never! Not you. You are a flower, a beautiful rose. You have thorns that prick, but everyone only sees your beauty.

Spammer: I abounding times appetite you acquire an aftereffect me some crazy things you would like to see.

Paramour: Yes, we WILL get that summer home together one day! And spend our days and nights on the beach, our arms intertwined, living only for the love we share.

Spammer: It would be an corruption to my admirable about-face up, my absolute breasts and my anchored aeon ass if you're not harder the beat you attending at me.

Paramour: You must be patient, my darling. Soon I will sell off my share of the Triscuit corporation, and then I will be able to afford a ring. The biggest ring you've ever seen! I will make you the happiest woman alive!

Spammer: I will not be affairs any stops if we get atrocious central my foot-soldier chin-wag room.

Paramour: Yes, I want nothing more than to have children with you. A boy with chiseled features like his father and a girl with very strong, agile hands like her mother.

Spammer: There's just no apathy to defended a account with me with a bruised dick, sweetie!

Paramour: Pregnant, my love? But how is that possible?

Spammer: But in incident, I buck a bruised dick as a challenge.

Paramour: What do you mean you slept with Reginald? He's my brother, Vanessa! My own brother!

Spammer: Being a cam beginning is crazy fun and accepting guys beam you accomplishing all these bedlam things to yourself is actually wild. You can't concoct how it gets me off.

Paramour: I have no words for the agony I am feeling. Only pain. Only pain! My heart, it has been ripped from my chest.

Spammer: I appetite command authentic that you betoken a abutting one authentic abroad coz I will not in until I see your erect habit-forming as a affect and spitting out my aces juice...man power!

Paramour: NO! I cannot go on this way. Not knowing that you have soiled our love with your unfaithfulness.

Spammer: If you almighty appetite bad, avant-garde into my actionable chat.

Paramour: There is only one thing left to do. I must throw myself upon my own sword. It is the only thing that will take away this suffering. But I go to death knowing that I loved once. I loved well. Good-bye, Vanessa! *throws self on sword*

Spammer: Ohhh if abandoned you can avant-garde your jizz all concluded my address and tits agilely in the present circumstances!

Paramour: I love you too. *dies*

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