Tuesday, October 20, 2009
Robert Pattinson Does His Laundry
From the reporters who brought you recent headlines Robert Pattinson Can't Get a Date and Robert Pattinson May Quit Acting...
ROBERT PATTINSON DOES HIS LAUNDRY.
Watch the 23-year-old hunkpire as he sorts his whites from his colors. Ogle while he adds the right amount of laundry detergent. Stare as he sits drinking a cup of tea while he waits for the spin cycle to finish. Stand back and admire as he bends over to transfer the clothes from the washer to the dryer. Peer at him adding a dryer sheet and selecting the right heat setting. Gape as he pulls the laundry from the dryer and begins to put it away. Lay eyes on him folding his socks. Goggle while he irons his shirts. And gawk while he finishes everything up and closes his closet door. You will be RIVETED!
"Action-packed from beginning to end!"
-The Teenage Girl Times
"OMG, he's so dreamy!"
"I can't wait until the sequel when he scrubs his bathtub!"
-Vampire Fan Girl Weekly
"What are you people doing in here?"
-Our camera crew
"Run for it!"
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Robert Pattinson Does His Laundry.
If you see one news story this year, let it be this one...