Monday, September 7, 2009

Celebrity Fashion Don'ts: Zac Efron Edition

Hey, fashion fans, fans of just making fun of people, and random star fuckers! It's time for more Celebrity Fashion Don'ts.

Who doesn't love Zac Efron? "Who?" you ask. That's exactly what I said. But apparently, this guy is all the rage. So, let's take a look at some of his fashion choices.

The tousled look is one that Zac Efron does often. But I think he went a little overboard here.



Zac Efron's face is practically made of bronzer here. Moderation, dude.

Unlike women's swimsuits, men's swimsuit styles never seem to evolve. But the man pasties are bold with just a hint of conservative. I give this a pass.

He's clearly trying to get some R-E-S-P-E-C-T by stealing someone else's bold fashion choice. I'm not added to your chain, chain, chain of fools! You better think! Think!

Zach! You're Braffing up my Efron!

Wearing the late 80s/early 90s singing sensation the New Kids on the Block as a belt buckle is a bold move. Vintage is in. But the giant hairdos make them look like rogue pubes.

I actually find him attractive in this one. Is that weird?


Dingo said...

At first I thought the first picture and the last one were the same and then I thought, "Silly Dingo, can't you see in the first picture he's wearing the smarmy I'm wearing Axe and the babes love me smirk and in the last one he's wearing the Barbie caught me in the shower with Ariel smirk."

The Honorable Mayor of Bethville said...

And the last one is a far more casual look. But I think it needs a scarf.

jody! said...

i think an ascot would lend itself a nice air of formality without being too ostentatious.

The Honorable Mayor of Bethville said...

@jody!: You don't know how close I came to Photoshopping Chris Brown's bowtie on him.

Jenn said...

I forget, are bowties supposed to make you look less douchy and guilty or more so?

They worked for Peewee but then again they were his trademark and he didn't shy away from his like of adult cinema.

The Honorable Mayor of Bethville said...

@jenn: I went to a job interview once, and the guy who interviewed me was wearing a bowtie. Long story short, I instantly disliked him. Unless you are a professor of anthropology or James Bond, no bowties for you. Period.

jody! said...

@ the mayor & jenn: you can wear a bowtie if you are seven. it's even more fun when it's a clip on your mom makes you wear when you go to great-aunt berta's house for christmas dinner.

The Honorable Mayor of Bethville said...

@jody!: Yes, children are the exception. There is nothing cuter than a little kid in a bowtie. Except a little kid wearing a beret and a fake mustache.

Anonymous said...

It's so awkward when teen stars grow obnoxious mustaches in an effort to remind us they're grown-ups now. We get it, Zac! You're a man! You have to shave! Sheesh.

The Honorable Mayor of Bethville said...

@bubblegumculture: Hey, guess whose mustache that really is. Go on, guess.

jody! said...

i think zac ephron would look fetching in a nice molestache. too bad he's probably already shaved so the attractive peach fuzz quality will be lost.