Monday, August 10, 2009
Celebrity Fashion Don'ts
I love fashion as much as the next person who sometimes wears the same outfit twice in one week. But celebrity fashion sometimes borders on silly. Therefore, I'm going to spend this post calling celebrities out on their hilarious fashion choices. Enjoy!
Dear Natalie Portman,
While I loved you in that Star Wars thingy, it is never advised to go outside wearing the hair of Carrot Top.
The Fashion Editor of Bethville
Anne Hathaway, I don't care what the trend is. Your eyebrows look like they were groomed by Tim Burton.
Oh, very funny, Mary-Kate Olsen. I hope you're shoes are tastefully oversized and squeaky.
Beyonce, that pasty is made from an endangered sea turtle! Fashion fail!
Here is Cameron Diaz sporting, not only a mustache, but the mustache of Joseph Stalin. Keep it classy, Cam-cam!
Scarlett Johansson sporting the wagon from Oregon Trail as sunglasses. I hope she purchased enough wagon tongues in Fort Apache to make it all the way to Oregon wearing those things.
Oh, Posh. Really? A rabid dog instead of a brassiere? That just seems dangerous. I hope you've had your shots.
America Ferrara, never use Richard Dreyfuss as lipgloss. That's good advice.
Rihanna? Is that poorly Photoshopped upside down cow boobs you're wearing as a hat?
Criticism on male celebrity fashion choices coming soon.