Friday, July 18, 2008

Have Thee an Etiquette Query...?

Thou should'st send them to me, Fat Shakespeare, The Portly Bard!

Write your query on a piece of parchment and seal it with wax. Then, hand it to my faithful messenger Arturo, once you summon him via carrier pigeon. I shall then read your query, and in several months, I will deliver unto you my response.

Or you can email these selfsame questions to along with any additional comments, suggestions, angry letters to the editor, or flirtatious post-it notes you may desire to send.

Fare thee well!

Fat Shakespeare, The Portly Bard

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